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zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

Baby love 💕
White N Gold. 😍💕
autumnpaige:

This is so relevant